The Boy Who Lived

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It all began with the boy who lived
Whose parents died to Voldemort’s tricks
Raised by his aunt and uncle treating him like acid
From quite a young age he realised he must stand it
Eleven years later the magic’s nearly arrived
A chance to view his life, in a completely new light
To go from being abused, and used, everyday
Now he has a friend, ‘til the end, for when he’s grey
Made an enemy of Draco Malfoy on the train ride
Gryffindor was the lucky one ‘cause they got the famed guy
Then a series of adventures, led to insane fates
‘Cause he was the exception, the prophecy entailed
Albus Dumbledore was watching on from afar
Had to protect Harry, constantly holding up parts
Of the puzzle, expected him to solve it himself
But he went along and didn’t roll by himself
Ron, he was the first friend that Harry ever knew
Hermione, brainiac know it all and clever too
The end of their first year a teacher chose Voldemort
All the more reason for them each to prolong a fort
Two years went by then Harry made a discovery
He had a godfather, convicted of murdering
But it was a facade and, further studying
Revealed his true motives, so much for killing
Over the years he became Harry’s father figure
Apart from the myth, he was real harmless, stingless
So it was unfortunate that two years later
Harry had to hold back cruel tears of fate ‘cause
His godfather got killed and he wanted revenge
Then acted recklessly and he lost his head
Advance one more year, and my god! It’s do or die
Albus didn’t do, he died - god! Quick, unify!
Witchcraft’s world was falling and seesawed through the fight
The struggles were appalling but people unified
Fights were raging all ‘round, spells - incantations all ‘round
Lives were breaking all ‘round, casualties laying all ‘round
With the help of frenemy Snape, Harry realised
A significant choice that he needs to decide
He can watch the whole world collapse into a black hole
Or give himself up, perhaps it’ll attack hope
Chose to face Voldemort and he had to fake dying
‘Cause he had a great idea, ending his great time here
But wait - he’s alive!
Is it shite? If it is how’s he in the fight?
Peaked in the fight, him V five, winning little mini fights
In this time sprinting from difficult fights
And collecting up his courage for the right moment
To turn and contest Voldemort, “Potter might blow it”
Harry overpowered and defeated Voldemort
You thinking that was it? Well please hold on, there’s more
At long last Draco finally befriended Harry
The magic government sorted out their shit aptly
Harry’s story ends with him married to Ron’s sister
From feeling zero affection to gone ‘n’ kissed her
Ron and Hermione, humour and Google’s Q&A page
They got together too, and who could Feud with JK
Their kids were on the Hogwarts train, full circle
Post-apocalypse - not a painful hurdle
There was an eighth book, but it had time travel
Would contradict some stuff, shit that I’ve handled

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