| Well Hugh Heffner had them horny babes |
| Larry Flynt had a thousand films |
| But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves |
| You got a brand of sexy never fails |
| You got some power in your corner now |
| Some heavy ammunition in your pants |
| You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how |
| See all you gotta do is rub that lamp |
| And I'll say |
| Mister Adam, sir |
| What will your pleasure be? |
| Let me take your boner |
| Jerk it off |
| You ain't never had a girl like me |
| Life is your restaurant |
| And I'm your maitre d' |
| C'mon whisper what it is you want |
| You ain't never had a girl like me |
| Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service |
| You're the boss |
| The king, the shah |
| Say what you wish |
| It's yours, true dish |
| How about a little more sexual chutzpah? |
| Have some of titty A |
| Try all of titty B |
| I'm in the mood to fuck you dude |
| You ain't never had a girl like me |
| Can other girls do this? |
| Do other girls do that? |
| Do other girls pull this out their little twat? |
| Can your friends go poof? |
| Well, looky here |
| Can other girls go, Abracadabra, let 'er strip |
| And then make the dancer disappear? |
| So dontcha sit there limp-dicked, buggy-eyed |
| I'm here to answer all your midday prayers |
| You got me bona fide, certified |
| You got a genie for your horny affairs |
| I got a powerful urge to get you off |
| So what-cha wish? |
| I really want to know |
| You want a dick that's ten inches long, no doubt |
| Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh |
| Mister Adam, sir, have a wish or more for free |
| I'm on the job, you big horndog |
| You ain't never had a girl, never had a girl |
| You ain't never had a girl, never had a girl |
| You ain't never had a girl like me |
| You ain't never had a girl like me, hah! |
Girl like me
Song parody of Friend Like Me by Robin Williams
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Written by: SDA
Submitted on: January 13, 2022
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