What Is This Thing Called Math?

Song parody of What Is This Thing Called Love? by Cole Porter

11 
I was a word-loving person
Leading a life apart
When math flew in through my window wide
And shattered my word-loving heart
Math flew in through my window
I was so nervous then
And after math had stayed a little while
 
My brain melted again
What is this thing called math?
 
This difficult thing called math?
Just who can solve its mystery?
It really makes a fool of me!
I saw math there one uneventful day
It took my brain and melted it away
 
That's why I ask while I walk on the path
What is this thing called math?
Words gave me days of sunshine
Words gave me nights of cheer
Words made my life an enchanted dream
 
'Til somebody made out of numbers came near
Numbers came near me
I felt the winter's chill
And now I sit and wonder night and day
Why numbers exist still?

Written by: Claire Dixon

Submitted on: November 13, 2021

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