Please come to The Ranch

Song parody of Please Come to Boston by Dave Loggins

Please come to The Ranch for the Summer
I'm stayin' here with some dogs and we've've got lots of room
You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk
By a surety where I hope to be workin' soon
Please come to The Ranch
She said "No - would you come here to me?"
And he said, "Hey ramblin' girl now won't cha settle down?"
"Knoxville ain't your kinda town"
"There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me"
"I'm the number one fan of the girl from Tennessee"
Please come to Denver with the snowfall
We'll move up into the mountains so far that we can't be found
And throw "I love you" echoes down the canyon
And then lie awake at night till they come back around
Please come to Denver
he said "No - girl, would you come home to me?"
And he said, "Hey ramblin' girl why don't cha settle down?"
"Knoxville ain't your kinda town"
"There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me"
"'Cause I'm the number one fan of girl from Tennessee"
Now this drifter's world goes 'round and 'round
And I doubt that it's ever gonna stop
But of all the dreams I've lost or found
And all that I ain't got
I still need to lean to
Somebody I can not sing to
Please come to The Ranch to live forever
Texas life alone is just too hard to build
I live in a house that looks out over the pines and oaks
And there's some stars that fell from the sky
Livin' up on the hill
Please come to The Ranch
She just said "No - boy, won't you come here to me?"
And he said, "Hey ramblin' girl why don't cha settle down?"
"Knoxville can't be your kinda town"
"There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me"
"No, no, I'm the number one fan of the girl from Tennessee"
"I'm the number one fan of the girl from Tennessee"

Written by: Steve

Submitted on: July 14, 2023

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