You Do Not Deserve A Pet (If You Treat Them Like This)

Song parody of Eat It by "Weird Al" Yankovic

How come you're always such a fussy young man
 
Don't want -want to feed'your pets, don't want to do that
Well don't you know that other pets are starvin' in Japan
 
So feed your pet, just feed it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about your fake excuses to this issue
You won't get no dessert 'till you feed your pet some of'that meat
So feed it
 
Don't you tell me you'don’t want to do this now
Just feed it, feed it
 
Get yourself an egg and feed it to your pet
Give it some more chicken
Give it some more pie
It doesn't matter
If the food's boiled or fried
 
Just feed your pet, just feed it
Just feed it, just feed it, Woo!
Your pet manners are a crying shame
You're playing with that food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve your pet's
You'll just have yourself to blame
So feed it. Just feed it.
You better listen, better do as you're told
You haven’t't even given it your tuna casserole
It’d better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So feed it.
I don't care if you're hungry
Just feed it, feed it
 
Put food in front of it’s mouth and feed it
Give it some more yogurt
Give it some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just feed it! Feed it! Feed it! Feed it!
-Don't tea you make me repeat it!
Give it a banana, give it it a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you fed -your pet last year
Just feed it! Feed it!
 
 
Feed it! Feed it!
Feed *it! Feed it!
If the food's getting cold, reheat it
 
Give your pet a big dinner.
Give it a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just feed it! Feed it!
Get yourself an egg and feed it to your pet!
Give it some more chicken. Give it some more pie
It doesn't matter if the food's boiled or fried
 
Just feed your pet! Feed it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

Written by: Lions on the Prowl

Submitted on: January 03, 2023

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