I Got Baby Fever!

Tina Knowledgeable Peden

I love black olives, the internet and cute shoes all in that order and don’t you forget it! I hate guys who abuse women, beets and Omarosa from The Apprentice not necessarily in that order and don’t you forget that either! I have been writing for over 25 years and I love it!

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Verse 1:

Bottles, Diapers & discarded White Castle Wrappers everywhere,

Sleepless nights, disheveled hair,

Baby shakes rattle, baby shakes rattle,

Houseful of kids who Luvs to tattle,

Chorus:

Cause I got baby fever and there’s only one cure,

A maternal inferno is burning deep down inside of me,

And it will never stop until i’m a mommy!

I want and need a baby!

Verse 2:

My biological clock is going tick tock tick tock,

I really want to read aloud to my future kids, “Hickory Dickory Dock,”

Sex, pregnancy cravings and a whole bunch of recorded videotape,

Happy Halloween Mommy, how do I look all dressed up as Superman in my red cape,

Chorus:

Cause I got baby fever and there’s only one cure,

A maternal inferno is burning deep down inside of me,

And it will never stop until i’m a mommy!

I want and need a baby!

Verse 3:

So Big Boy, I hope you got the message and that I made myself crystal clear,

Okay Mama, let’s make a baby is the only thing that I want to hear,

Because boy oh boy or should I say girl oh girl I am oh so ready for this,

Lover, take me in your arms and let’s start this baby-making party off with a kiss!

Chorus:

Cause I got baby fever and there’s only one cure,

A maternal inferno is burning deep down inside of me,

And it will never stop until i’m a mommy!

I want and need a baby!

AND FOR ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL WANNABE DADS OUT THERE . . .

Cause I got baby fever and there’s only one cure,

A PATERNAL Inferno is burning deep down inside of me,

And it will never stop until i’m a DADDY!

I want and need a baby!