The Bad Download

Song parody of The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

Ha ha, well now!
We call this the act of Downloading a Car
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and Pokemon that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Cry, baby, Piss, baby sex is an Apollo drought me
And you do the kind of stuff that only Nawnii would Talk about
So put your hands down my skirt and I'll bet you'll feel
A Diaper, yes, I'm James, yes I'm Doug Walker
 
And i Remember it so You Dont Have to
You've had enough of two-hand Squish,
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered,
 
Like my Taco Bell Fries Supreme
Come quicker than Canada Post, never reaching apex like Big Shot
Stock you are inclined to make me rise
An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Gettin' Funky now)
Cuteness, the kind you clean up with Shampoo and Toothpaste
Like the Falls of Niagara,
Only God knows where we stuck it Magic
Let me be The Moon, I want to be Bani Temaris Tail Floof
But I got this notion that the motion of your Floof,
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your Countershading, high tide, be minus five
On Days Like These Kids like you Should please turn me on,
I'm a Soda Stream with an automatic pump
So show me yours I'll show you mine "To Infinity and Beyond"
You'll love it just like Gabby Gabby
And then we'll do it doggie style
So we can both watch Elinor Wonders Why
(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Gettin' funky now)
 
 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Pokemon
So let's do it like they do on PBS
(Gettin' funky now)

Written by: Baliebox4916

Submitted by: baliebox4916 on December 14, 2022

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