Buddhism Numbers song

Song parody of No Time at All by Ben Vereen

 
 
Buddhists they like their numbers well,
You might find it frightening
So if you don't like their numbers well,
 
You might need enlightening.
You have squandered away and sequestered
A drop of a time of revision
For when your best days are yester
 
You might need some supplies
There's 4 noble truths, the first is dukkha
The second is Samudaya
The third is Nihroda and finally there's
Magga to round it all off
There's four sights as well sick man and dead man
an old aged man and a holy
These sights helped Siddhartha see the truth
That suffering's building slowly.
Oh, it's time to start revisin'
Time to learn the numbers that we've been despisin'
Time to take time, exams are drawing near,
And we might start to fear
Next the three jewels, they're the precious symbols
The Buddha, The sangha and Dharma
Then the three poisons greed, ignorance, hate
Your wearing intelligence armour.
The eightfold path is confusing and long
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Right view and right mind and resolve
Right speech, right effort and mindfulness
Concentration and livelihood
Everybody
Oh, it's time to start revisin'
 
Time to learn the numbers that we've been despisin'
Time to take time, exams will come to fall
In just no time at all
Now when the dreariest do attack
And a siege of the sads begins
I just throw these noble shoulders back
And lift these noble chins
Give me a man who is handsome and strong
Someone who's stalwart and steady
Give me a night that's romantic and long
And give me a month to get ready
Now I could waylay some aging roue
And persuade him to play in some cranny
But it's hard to believe I'm being led astray
By a man who calls me granny
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, 'cause spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all
Oh, it's time to start livin'
Time to take a little from this world we're given
Time to take time, 'cause spring will turn to fall
In just no time at all
Sages tweet that age is sweet
Good deeds and good work earns you laurels
But what could make you feel more obsolete
Than being noted for your morals?
Here is a secret I never have told
Maybe you'll understand why
I believe if I refuse to grow old
I can stay young till I die
Now, I've known the fears of sixty-six years
I've had troubles and tears by the score
But the only thing I'd trade them for
Is sixty seven more
Oh, it's time to keep livin'
Time to keep takin' from this world we're given
You are my time, so I'll throw off my shawl
And watching your flings be flung all over
Makes me feel young all over
In just no time at all

Written by: William Hall

Submitted on: May 17, 2024

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