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Maybe They're The Loons (Part 1)
by Dominic Frisby
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They said he was respectable
Reliable and true
The man to save America
And lead the free world too
He'd heal all the division
With dignity and charm
The solid hand of competence
Experienced and calm
No more twitter rants
No more alt-right or orange threat
Yet...
Maybe joe biden shouldn't be in charge
Should someone that senile even be at large
Afghanistan is worse than nam
He's not even vaguely repentant
Just bullies and rants
"fswawawawawawa..."
Can't string together a sentence
Maybe joe biden shouldn't be in charge
They said he had charisma
And a bumbling appeal
The tough who has the common touch
As well as strong ideals
Behind the clown exterior
Lies a serious intellect
Whose destiny is to rule us
Another churchill in effect
He'd save us with this principled free marketeer
So it did appear...
Maybe boris johnson's not that good
Just does whatever advisers say he should
Endless flip-flops from this vain glorious fop
State planning and spending ballooning
A power like a labrador
Without the loyalty or the grooming
Maybe boris johnson's not that good!
They said it's an emergency
You cannot comprehend
The magnitude the urgency
The world's about to end
We must do what these experts say
If we are to avoid
Extinction and oblivion
Act now or be destroyed
The end is nigh
This fact must be addressed
Nevertheless...
Maybe climate change is just a hoax
A racket to exploit well-meaning folk
To get subsidies grants and aid advance
They say there's no solution
Really the goal is social control
And to sell absolution
Maybe climate change is just a hoax
They said it has its origins
Inside a chinese lab
And that it's a conspiracy
A global power grab
They said don't trust the media
It spreads doubt and it spreads fear
You're going to lose your freedom
It's also crystal clear
A new world order, mass control the great reset
With all due respect...
Maybe conspiracy theorists got it right
Then the nutters and loons on those weird websites
Endless tests, house arrest
Censored if you get snappy
Going abroad is as good as outlawed
You have to wear a face nappy
Population control surveillance patrol
You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
Maybe conspiracy theorists got it right!
They said he was respectable
Reliable and true
The man to save America
And lead the free world too
He'd heal all the division
With dignity and charm
The solid hand of competence
Experienced and calm
No more twitter rants
No more alt-right or orange threat
Yet...
Maybe joe biden shouldn't be in charge
Should someone that senile even be at large
Afghanistan is worse than nam
He's not even vaguely repentant
Just bullies and rants
"fswawawawawawa..."
Can't string together a sentence
Maybe joe biden shouldn't be in charge
They said he had charisma
And a bumbling appeal
The tough who has the common touch
As well as strong ideals
Behind the clown exterior
Lies a serious intellect
Whose destiny is to rule us
Another churchill in effect
He'd save us with this principled free marketeer
So it did appear...
Maybe boris johnson's not that good
Just does whatever advisers say he should
Endless flip-flops from this vain glorious fop
State planning and spending ballooning
A power like a labrador
Without the loyalty or the grooming
Maybe boris johnson's not that good!
They said it's an emergency
You cannot comprehend
The magnitude the urgency
The world's about to end
We must do what these experts say
If we are to avoid
Extinction and oblivion
Act now or be destroyed
The end is nigh
This fact must be addressed
Nevertheless...
Maybe climate change is just a hoax
A racket to exploit well-meaning folk
To get subsidies grants and aid advance
They say there's no solution
Really the goal is social control
And to sell absolution
Maybe climate change is just a hoax
They said it has its origins
Inside a chinese lab
And that it's a conspiracy
A global power grab
They said don't trust the media
It spreads doubt and it spreads fear
You're going to lose your freedom
It's also crystal clear
A new world order, mass control the great reset
With all due respect...
Maybe conspiracy theorists got it right
Then the nutters and loons on those weird websites
Endless tests, house arrest
Censored if you get snappy
Going abroad is as good as outlawed
You have to wear a face nappy
Population control surveillance patrol
You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
Maybe conspiracy theorists got it right!
