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Christmas Decor
by Sebby Collins
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You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
I used to stay inside at, Christmas time
But now the changing climate, temp is high
Remember last year we had snow, in fucking March
I thought it’s a bit too late bro, it’s fucking March
Wish I got rid, of the Christmas shit, on the twenty sixth
But that day, my fam pay, a visit, and so it
Has to live, man, until, the fun’s killed, yeah, none’s billed
I see their decorations in October
It’s insane preparations in October
What I say better late than a follow up
Think Christmas dinners’ crackers, and I’m not talking bangers
And I ain’t talking Santa, but see, I’m almost crackers
All the elves at Lapland, yeah they’re just actors
Hear the Christmas songs on the radio
But they all just seem too dated, though
‘Cause one thing they all have in common is the word snow
But I can’t see it, there ain’t no snow here, and I can’t delete it
Although I think M J would rather beat it
Well then so be it
If that’s the case then I won’t believe it
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You’d better know that I haven’t cheated
With any of these lines ‘cause I wouldn’t dream it
I know there’s gifts under the tree
Last night Saint Nick was nowhere to be seen
I swear I saw him in a dream
Or maybe this was reality
But his sleigh ran out of magic
And he didn’t make it back, it was tragic
All the children will find this hard to stomach
‘Cause they went to bed early and it was for nothing
But Christmas isn’t exactly pleasing for me
‘Cause as I said in My Life’s A Tragedy
I got poorly over Christmas
That’s why this rap is so specific
Like Santa, my bars keep on giving
Some people are always in the Christmas spirit
They just need to calm down, hey
‘Cause this rap is one I crown, hey
It’s all my own ‘cause I wrote it alone, yeah
In my zone ‘cause I’m working alone, yeah
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
I used to stay inside at, Christmas time
But now the changing climate, temp is high
Remember last year we had snow, in fucking March
I thought it’s a bit too late bro, it’s fucking March
Wish I got rid, of the Christmas shit, on the twenty sixth
But that day, my fam pay, a visit, and so it
Has to live, man, until, the fun’s killed, yeah, none’s billed
I see their decorations in October
It’s insane preparations in October
What I say better late than a follow up
Think Christmas dinners’ crackers, and I’m not talking bangers
And I ain’t talking Santa, but see, I’m almost crackers
All the elves at Lapland, yeah they’re just actors
Hear the Christmas songs on the radio
But they all just seem too dated, though
‘Cause one thing they all have in common is the word snow
But I can’t see it, there ain’t no snow here, and I can’t delete it
Although I think M J would rather beat it
Well then so be it
If that’s the case then I won’t believe it
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You’d better know that I haven’t cheated
With any of these lines ‘cause I wouldn’t dream it
I know there’s gifts under the tree
Last night Saint Nick was nowhere to be seen
I swear I saw him in a dream
Or maybe this was reality
But his sleigh ran out of magic
And he didn’t make it back, it was tragic
All the children will find this hard to stomach
‘Cause they went to bed early and it was for nothing
But Christmas isn’t exactly pleasing for me
‘Cause as I said in My Life’s A Tragedy
I got poorly over Christmas
That’s why this rap is so specific
Like Santa, my bars keep on giving
Some people are always in the Christmas spirit
They just need to calm down, hey
‘Cause this rap is one I crown, hey
It’s all my own ‘cause I wrote it alone, yeah
In my zone ‘cause I’m working alone, yeah
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
You know this is ‘bout Christmas
But I got a few blisters
I’ve gotta listen three more
Ain’t time for Christmas decor
