Gold Digger

Brothers things done got too far gone (Tell 'em 'bout it) We got ta let the girls know what they gotta do for us Oh, what the heck, let's get married and have a son named Erick No big deal, no sweat, I was in for a big surprise And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes Brain locked my whole damn head was malfunctional 'Cuz I forgot to co sign a prenuptial agreement Now her case is hard like cement I have no files on all the money she spent She has a car, nineteen ninety brand new Jaguar Fly kit, with chrome rims that's five star That she bought when I was away on tour Hittin' my bank account, gettin' more and more money She got paid, it wasn't funny Talkin' to myself, oh, you big big dummy Just my luck that I'm stuck with a marriage And a baby who lays in a gold carriage Now I can't leave, if I do she gets half (Not the cash) Oh yes, the whole damn bash of money So I chill and act so sweet Kiss her feet, can't picture bein' in the street So I give a fake smile and a fake laugh Fake everything so I can keep all my cash Fake talk, like I love you so much But wishin', she gets hit by a Mack truck Next time, if there's one I'll know That most women strictly out for the dough They're called gold diggers 'Coz she's a gold digger 'Coz she's a gold digger 'Coz she's a gold digger The P had a close call, quiet as kept I dated this ("Fly girl") Yeah, and almost got vicked She had green eyes, thunder thighs, and a def body (So what cha sayin') Top it off, she drove a black Maserati Chrome kit, with a smile I couldn't resist I tapped E on the shoulder and said, "Yeah, I gots to get this" (P cool, she could be a gold digger) Not with that smile and that stupid boomin' figure 'Til one day, she spent the crazy dough Ten G's on Levi's, cold went Rambo But then she smiled, gave me a back massage Gassed my head up and said (Oh, P you're so large) Like a jerk, I went for the line like a fish But she was far from dream girl, and more like a death wish She likes to sit back, lamp, walk on plush rugs Whip my five-sixty sip Moet and bug (So did you flip?) Tried to but she cut me off And said, "Guess what?" (What) "I'm pregnant" (Pregnant? Damn) Yeah, and the child is yours So to fellas, who wanna keep they cash Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows 'Coz she's a gold digger She's a gold digger She's a gold digger She's a gold digger That's why, men in the 90's must watch themselves 'Coz ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self With the new divorce laws, which entitles them half That means the house goes The car You and half your cash What a price to pay, but if you play you pay 'Coz women of the world they got smart today They flash a smile and profile A pucker with a strut Try to move in Knock the boots And got stuck with alimony payments Time to meet Judge Wapner You try to flip and cut, but she smiles 'coz she gotcha You get a flashback to wedding, when you vowed the vow Said the two deadly words I do But look now, you lost the house The car Eatin' TV dinners in a one bedroom apartment Boy you picked a winner But what goes around, comes around That's why she wheels the Benz And you ride Greyhound Oh, just your luck, they on strike Take off the wedding band, put out the thumb, time to hitch-hike And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger (Now you know) Not to mess with a gold digger 'Coz she's a gold digger 'Coz she's a gold digger 'Coz she's a gold digger Yeah, EPMD's in effect, DJ Scratch runs flex boy Hit Squad in effect in the house Large Yeah, she get half