Dance Off

I challenge you to a dance off Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk On the black top, just me, you, that's all No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots Right now, dance off Get down the floor Get down the, get down the floor, go Get down the floor, do it Come on and get down the floor, go I grab my ankle and pull it up And do that thing where I move my butt I got the juice, mother, okay don't use it up I say woo there it is, then loosen my tux Then I shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, to the left Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, to the right Gimme, gimme, gimme, everything that you got Dance off motherfucker, do the damn thing right She got loose elbows and a big ol' neck I like a big boned girl who could work up a sweat I rock shelltoes and a turtleneck She just wanna talk, I said, "I ain't TED" Dance off Your grandma, that's a bad mama jama She doing the banana, grabbing my trunk like a hammock Mmm, she like the funk, god dammit, she can handle it She tugging my dick, I'm feeling a little bit inadequate (Dance off) Your grandpa got a cock like a ham hock Hella old, hella long, looking like Matlock Damn dog, I don't even wanna have a standoff He drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off (Dance off) The hater with the macarena I can roger ride but in my office space If you watch my pace looks like I'm concentrated Or constipated when I walk this way I challenge you to a dance off Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk On the black top, just me, you, that's all No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots Right now, dance off (dance off) Get down the floor Get down the, get down the floor, go Get down the floor, do it Come on and get down the floor, go Rewind Go, go, go, go (Dance off) Go, go, go, go I sneak up behind you like a panther Who ordered the private dancer? Can I get an amen from the pastor? Pulled the OD want a back rub You must heard like Grey Poupon Swag on tap like Sabian Jump on the tablecloth, fake a fall Pretend to break my arm then I'm breaking you off Blat! Please don't tell my baby he's mine I wanna dance all night 'til the break of dawn I wanna sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat 'til your make-up's gone Baby girl, you looking like a champion Hey you, you bad, get up out of your chair Paid twenty bucks to get in this club, put your cellphone down you square I be going in, I can't help it, I got bruises on my pelvis Ladies, fellas, don't drunk dial your ex's Hello bouncer, I have a job for you While I'm dancing, watch my shoes Tonight is he night that we rendezvous Sweat a fountain of youth, bust a move Fringe jacket, pants of leather Tanktop, spandex and pleather Been a stressful week, I got a lot of pressure You have a lot of great moves but mine are better I challenge you to a dance off Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk On the black top, just me, you, that's all No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots Right now, dance off (dance off) Get down the floor Get down the, get down the floor, go Get down the floor, do it Come on and get down the floor, go Rewind Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go (Dance off) Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Oh Lord, I can't sit down Better hold my phone, I'm going for the crown, good God But I'm confident this is my town Better hope my feet don't fail me now, good God I challenge you to a dance off Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go (Dance off) Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Rewind Get down the floor Get down the, get down the floor, go (Dance off) Get down the floor, do it Come on and get down the floor, go Rewind