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My Darling
by Eminem
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Ya look
If I were to rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
'Cause your just dyeing to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin' bout' Paul Wall
You'd probably crap in your pants 'cause I'm white and he's white
So he's like my competition I mean right
Nope, Paul Wall is dope and so is Bubba
But, but, but, but I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard do the rope a dope ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents do donuts
Sometimes I play possum like I'm asleep it's awesome
I'm like a sleeping giant and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey
And sink my teeth in and fill em' full a poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill em'
And let em' know I just don't feel em'
And smack em' with the backward E the' Eminem emblem
I was taught if your gonna murder somebody you should face em'
Tell em' why look em' dead in the eye then waste em'
And the dark shall emerge from the firey depths of hell
And swallow the shallow the hallow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell there souls
For this rap game and it goes
123 check check, 123 check check, 123
That ain't the hook now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say
My public adores me
Everybody bores me they just so corny
So at night before I sleep I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers come nearer
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Shady I know your in there some where come here
Talk too me, sit here pull up a chair, why don't you cut your hair, ha ha ha
Dye it back come on, try it
Ah no, I told you leave me the fuck alone, will you?
But I'm here to re-build you
But I already killed you
But Shady we were meant for each other
Think about your mother
Yeah so what of her?
Think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes
Fuck you motherfucker, I had you beat
No I was playin' possum remember I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time your soul's mine I'm taking it back
You fucking bitch, why?
Because I love you look a little closer, isn't that us on that poster?
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Shady listen (Shady) you hear that?
They screamin' for you I can bring you career back
But I don't want it back, yes you do, no I don't
Yes you do, your gonna regret it later, no I won't
I'm a get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor
Go ahead I already talk to, Dre yesterday
Well I got him on the phone right now (Slim?)
Your lying (Yo Slim?) How? Why now?
What up Dre?
Check this out Slim I gotta talk to you
I dunno it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became a lot softer
But Dre, all Shady is, is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
Well just think about Slim I'm here
Just hit me back and let me know what's up?
Fuck this mirror, Ah
I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you
Fuck you, die you son-of-a-bitch
Put the gun down, bye bye
Okay I'm still alive, so am I too, you cant kill a spirit even if you tried to
You sold your soul to me need I remind you?
You remember that night you
Prayed to god you'd give anything to get a record deal well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall right? Boo
Look at this house, look at these cars, I'm so nice oh
Oh but you didn't know that fame has a price too?
That your just now seeing the downside too
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour can't even sleep at night without NyQuil
Think of the Valium addicts start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall? What
No ones gonna love you like I do
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Said, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, Your mind, your heart and your body
Ya look
If I were to rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
'Cause your just dyeing to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin' bout' Paul Wall
You'd probably crap in your pants 'cause I'm white and he's white
So he's like my competition I mean right
Nope, Paul Wall is dope and so is Bubba
But, but, but, but I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard do the rope a dope ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents do donuts
Sometimes I play possum like I'm asleep it's awesome
I'm like a sleeping giant and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey
And sink my teeth in and fill em' full a poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill em'
And let em' know I just don't feel em'
And smack em' with the backward E the' Eminem emblem
I was taught if your gonna murder somebody you should face em'
Tell em' why look em' dead in the eye then waste em'
And the dark shall emerge from the firey depths of hell
And swallow the shallow the hallow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell there souls
For this rap game and it goes
123 check check, 123 check check, 123
That ain't the hook now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say
My public adores me
Everybody bores me they just so corny
So at night before I sleep I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers come nearer
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Shady I know your in there some where come here
Talk too me, sit here pull up a chair, why don't you cut your hair, ha ha ha
Dye it back come on, try it
Ah no, I told you leave me the fuck alone, will you?
But I'm here to re-build you
But I already killed you
But Shady we were meant for each other
Think about your mother
Yeah so what of her?
Think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes
Fuck you motherfucker, I had you beat
No I was playin' possum remember I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time your soul's mine I'm taking it back
You fucking bitch, why?
Because I love you look a little closer, isn't that us on that poster?
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Shady listen (Shady) you hear that?
They screamin' for you I can bring you career back
But I don't want it back, yes you do, no I don't
Yes you do, your gonna regret it later, no I won't
I'm a get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor
Go ahead I already talk to, Dre yesterday
Well I got him on the phone right now (Slim?)
Your lying (Yo Slim?) How? Why now?
What up Dre?
Check this out Slim I gotta talk to you
I dunno it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became a lot softer
But Dre, all Shady is, is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
Well just think about Slim I'm here
Just hit me back and let me know what's up?
Fuck this mirror, Ah
I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you
Fuck you, die you son-of-a-bitch
Put the gun down, bye bye
Okay I'm still alive, so am I too, you cant kill a spirit even if you tried to
You sold your soul to me need I remind you?
You remember that night you
Prayed to god you'd give anything to get a record deal well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall right? Boo
Look at this house, look at these cars, I'm so nice oh
Oh but you didn't know that fame has a price too?
That your just now seeing the downside too
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour can't even sleep at night without NyQuil
Think of the Valium addicts start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall? What
No ones gonna love you like I do
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
Said, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
'Cause I posses your soul, Your mind, your heart and your body
