Dr. West (Skit)

[Dr. West:] Morning, Marshall. [Eminem:] Morning, doc. [Dr. West:] So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling? [Eminem:] Anxious. [Dr. West:] Anxiety? [Eminem:] Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous. [Dr. West:] Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet? [Eminem:] Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back [Dr. West:] Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't. [Eminem:] Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what? [Dr. West:] Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person. [Eminem:] But I thought variety was the most important thing? [Dr. West:] So what else are you thinking? [Eminem:] Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them. [Dr. West:] Steps? [Eminem:] Yeah, steps. [Dr. West:] There's a lot of them, aren't there? [Eminem:] Well, twelve. [Dr. West:] Christ, I don't even know them all. [Eminem:] Really? [Dr. West:] Anything else? [Eminem:] Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to? [Dr. West:] Take a drink. [Eminem:] What? [Dr. West:] Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off. [Eminem:] Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to. [Dr. West:] What, you mean these? *shakes pills* [Eminem:] Man, what the fuck!? [Dr. West:] Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall?... Marshall!? [Eminem:] No, no, no, no, NO!