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Kerney Sermon (Skit)
by J. Cole
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I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering
Gone just like that
You've been suffering 18 years yourself
You've been going through pure hell but it can be over just like that
Well this is pastor Kerney Thomas and I literally
Have tens and thousands across this country
That were hurting, but God can heal them
And God could work a miracle for them
All you gotta do is either log on to our website
Or you can dial the toll-free number
And place your order right there
For the Personal Prayer Package
I want you quickly, to place that order right now
For the Personal Prayer Package
Pick up the telephone right now
I said pick up the phone right now
You're past due a miracle
I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering
Gone just like that
You've been suffering 18 years yourself
You've been going through pure hell but it can be over just like that
Well this is pastor Kerney Thomas and I literally
Have tens and thousands across this country
That were hurting, but God can heal them
And God could work a miracle for them
All you gotta do is either log on to our website
Or you can dial the toll-free number
And place your order right there
For the Personal Prayer Package
I want you quickly, to place that order right now
For the Personal Prayer Package
Pick up the telephone right now
I said pick up the phone right now
You're past due a miracle
