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Assume The Position
by Bryson Tiller
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Assume the position
Put both hands where I can see
Assume the position (yeah)
You already know the routine
Assume the position
Did that ass come with a registration ('tration)
'Cause I can tell you been on the run
Hope you don't mind my citation ('tation)
'Cause I see you eyein' my handcuffs
I can facilitate release
Make a bargain for your plea
You can be the judge
'Cause I'm hung like a jury (woo)
Put your hands around my Glock
Don't be afraid to squeeze
As long as you're aimin' to please
Assume the position (yeah)
Put both hands where I can see
Assume the position (assume the position, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You already know the routine
Assume the position
(Assume the position)
(Put both hands where I can see)
(Assume the position)
(Let's change the position)
Put your hands up
You ain't innocent, I know that much
Premeditated, don't think too much
Resist arrest, and get locked up (oh-ooh)
Ooh, love it when you bite your bottom lip (yeah)
'Cause you tryna plead the fifth (yeah)
Think it's time we both approach the bench
I can facilitate release
Make a bargain for your plea
You can be the judge
'Cause I'm hung like a jury (woo)
Put your hands around my Glock
Don't be afraid to squeeze
As long as you're aimin' to please
Assume the position (hey, yeah)
Put both hands where I can see
Assume the position (assume the position, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You already know the routine
Assume the position
(Position) yeah, yeah
(You already know the routine)
(Assume the position)
(Position) yeah
(Assume the position)
(Put both hands where I can see)
(Assume the position)
(Position)
(Assume the position)
(Put both hands where I can see)
Assume the position
Position
(You already know the routine)
(Assume the position)
Assume the position
Put both hands where I can see
Assume the position (yeah)
You already know the routine
Assume the position
Did that ass come with a registration ('tration)
'Cause I can tell you been on the run
Hope you don't mind my citation ('tation)
'Cause I see you eyein' my handcuffs
I can facilitate release
Make a bargain for your plea
You can be the judge
'Cause I'm hung like a jury (woo)
Put your hands around my Glock
Don't be afraid to squeeze
As long as you're aimin' to please
Assume the position (yeah)
Put both hands where I can see
Assume the position (assume the position, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You already know the routine
Assume the position
(Assume the position)
(Put both hands where I can see)
(Assume the position)
(Let's change the position)
Put your hands up
You ain't innocent, I know that much
Premeditated, don't think too much
Resist arrest, and get locked up (oh-ooh)
Ooh, love it when you bite your bottom lip (yeah)
'Cause you tryna plead the fifth (yeah)
Think it's time we both approach the bench
I can facilitate release
Make a bargain for your plea
You can be the judge
'Cause I'm hung like a jury (woo)
Put your hands around my Glock
Don't be afraid to squeeze
As long as you're aimin' to please
Assume the position (hey, yeah)
Put both hands where I can see
Assume the position (assume the position, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You already know the routine
Assume the position
(Position) yeah, yeah
(You already know the routine)
(Assume the position)
(Position) yeah
(Assume the position)
(Put both hands where I can see)
(Assume the position)
(Position)
(Assume the position)
(Put both hands where I can see)
Assume the position
Position
(You already know the routine)
(Assume the position)
